1. BECAUSE WAKING UP TO WORKOUT SUCKS.

2. AND BECAUSE WHEN YOU RUN A HALF MARATHON, MILES 8-12 ARE ALWAYS FILLED WITH RAGE AND REGRET.

3. LIKE THEY SAY, MAGIC WILL COST YOU.

3. THE HARDEST PART ABOUT RUNNING ANY RACE.

4. IMPORTANT INFORMATION.

5. WINTER IS COMING.

6. GLORY.

7. RAISE YOU'RE HAND IF YOU'RE A RUNHOLE.

8. SORRY BOYS! GOTTA GO TO BED!

9. FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE HALF CRAZY.

10. TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN.

11. RELATIONSHIP GOALS.

12. ALL I DO IS EAT, EAT, EAT NO MATTER WHAT.

13. IT'S SCIENCE.

14. NO STRANGER, I'M NOT ALMOST THERE. THANKS ANYWAYS.

15. I'M IN A VERY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MARATHON.

16. THE BEST PART ABOUT ANY RACE.

17. CAPTAIN STRUGGLES.

18. THE STRUGGLE THAT IS TRYING TO TAKE A DECENT RACE DAY PHOTO.

19. THIS SOUL CRUSHING MOMENT.

20. TRUTH BOMB.

21. CAN I SLEEP?!?

22. SOUND LOGIC.

23. GO BIG OR GO HOME.

24. OK...GO BIG, GO HOME AND THEN SUFFER.

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