36 Hilarious Running Shirts

Aug 21

Are you sitting down? Good because you are about to laugh your face off. I was perusing Pinterest yesterday and I was on the floor laughing at all the funny running shirts. I am going to start a GoFundMe just so I can acquire all of these shirts and sweaters. I WANT THEM ALL! Most of these shirts are for sale, just click the picture and it will take you to the vendor's website. So here is your ab workout for the day, I present to you 36 Hilarious Running Shirts.

BEFORE WE EVEN GET STARTED, THIS SHIRT WINS.

I RUN THE WAY BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. SLOWLY, AND THEN NOT AT ALL.

1. SLOW RUNNERS MAKE FAST RUNNERS LOOK GOOD YOU'RE WELCOME

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2. I RUN I'M SLOWER THAN INTERNET EXPLORER ON A 90'S DIAL UP CONNECTION BUT I RUN

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3. I RUN SO I CAN EAT CUPCAKES

4. I RUN BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE BEER

5. FORGET SKINNY I'M TRAINING TO BECOME A BAD ASS

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6. I RUN BECAUSE PUNCHING PEOPLE IS FROWNED UPON

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7. RUNNING DESTROYED MY SOCIAL LIFE J/K I NEVER HAD ONE

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8. THIS SEEMS LIKE A LOT OF WORK FOR A FREE BANANA

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10. ON A SCALE OF 1-10 I'M A 13.1

11. 5K MOMMY 3.1 MILES OF PEACE AND QUIET

12. EAT CUPCAKES RUN HARD

14. IF FOUND ON THE GROUND DRAG OVER THE FINISH LINE

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15. THEY KEEP YOU ALIVE <3

16. I RUN BETTER THAN THE GOVERNMENT

17. SHUT UP! I'M NOT "ALMOST THERE!"

18. WHERE THE (BLANK) IS THE FINISH LINE

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19. 13.1 IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME

20. NEVER TOO SORE FOR A #SELFIE

21. I'VE GOT THE RUNS

22. RUN MORE THAN YOUR MOUTH

23. HAKUNA MASQUATA IT MEANS NICE BOOTY

24. RUN LIKE CHANNING TATUM IS WAITING FOR YOU AT THE FINISH LINE

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25. I WANT TO PUNCH RUNNING IN THE FACE

26. RUN LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TO THE CHOPPA

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27. I'M ONLY DOING THIS SO I CAN POST A PICTURE ON FACEBOOK.

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28. IT'S NOT SWAGGER I'M JUST SORE

29. I RUN BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE CHOCOLATE

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30. I LIKE RUNNING BECAUSE I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY LIKE FOOD

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31. I RUN I'M SLOWER THAN A HERD OF TURTLES STAMPEDING THROUGH PEANUT BUTTER BUT I RUN

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32. RUNNING MAKES ME FEEL LESS LIKE I WANT TO KILL PEOPLE

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33. WHY ARE ALL OF THESE PRINCESSES CHASING ME?!?

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34. EXERCISE GIVES YOU ENDORPHINS ENDORPHINS MAKE YOU HAPPY HAPPY PEOPLE JUST DON'T SHOOT THEIR HUSBANDS THEY JUST DON'T

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35. RUNNING CHEAPER THAN THERAPY

36. RUNNING IS A MENTAL SPORT AND WE'RE ALL INSANE

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Kelly Roberts

Head coach and creator of the Badass Lady Gang, Kelly Roberts’ pre-BALG fitness routine consisted mostly of struggling through the elliptical and trying to shrink her body. It wasn’t until hitting post-college life, poised with a theatre degree, student loans, and the onset of panic, that she found running. Running forced Kelly to ditch perfectionism and stomp out fear of failure. Viral selfies from the nyc half marathon struck a chord with women who could relate to the struggle, and soon the women’s running community Badass Lady Gang was born.

BALG is about enjoying life with a side of running. Kelly’s philosophy measures success by confidence gained, not pounds lost. If you aren’t having fun, it’s time to pivot. Kelly is an RRCA certified coach and has completed Dr. Stacy Sims ‘Women Are Not Small Men’ certification course helping coaches better serve their female athletes. Over the years Kelly has coached thousands of women from brand new runners to those chasing Boston marathon qualifying times, appeared on the cover of Women’s Running Magazine, joined Nike at the Women’s World Cup, and created a worldwide body image empowerment movement called the Sports Bra Squad. She lives in Brooklyn, New York.

http://BadassLadyGang.com